do you ever form close relationships with people in your dreams and then feel a little sad when you wake up
More deception. More violence.
If Aziraphale and Crowley are always around when something happens on Earth (not doing their jobs), and the Doctor is always right in the middle of things happening on Earth, they’re probably, at the very least, acquaintances.
But like, these acquaintances you don’t have much in common with and you have to make small talk with. Imagine Aziraphale going ‘Oh dear, it’s the Doctor, don’t make eye contact.’ because they are running late for a show and don’t want to get stuck making small talk with the weirdest being in the universe.
– Crowley has always been awkward since the Doctor had a corporation that looked like him but younger and brunette. What was THAT supposed to mean?? (and time travel being what is it, they probably met the Tenth Doctor super early in human history, so that’s a whole lot of awkwardness).
– Aziraphale can ALWAYS spot the Doctor, no matter what they look like know. He’s just so averse to their manic chaotic energy that he KNOWS when the Doctor is in London.
– The tenth regeneration looked like Crowley because the Doctor always thought that Crowley was THE COOLEST (fell for asking question?? amazing!). They couldn’t get the hair color right because the curse of the Doctor is to never be ginger.
– The Doctor also adores Aziraphale for giving away his sword to protect humanity. Aziraphale is VERY uncomfortable with all that affection and admiration.
The most extroverted extrovert in the universe meets the most introverted introverts in creation.
Or: Local overexcited dog befriends two cats that just want to be left alone to eat, nap, and push glasses of water off the table.
#doctor who#The Doctor is always trying to get them to go on ADVENTURES and Aziraphale is comfortable where he is thank you very much#Crowley’s self-preservation instinct is too strong to go even near the Tardis so that’s a no for him#Also when the Doctor is around stuff happens that cancels shows and dinner dates it’s all very inconvenient.#And the Doctor likes Aziraphale’s bookshop and treats the books too harshly when they’re doing research in that manic state#Anyway the Doctor and the Ineffable Husbands knowing each other but being very British about it.
why’d you hide this gold in the tags OP??
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO THINK CROWLEY IS COOL, UPDATED:
1) Aziraphale
2) Me at age 12
3) The Doctor
You ever just want to kill someone
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everything is clear to me now
Okay that’s fucking amazing
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I really like this tree..
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Y’all telling me kyogre and rayquaza fucked to make lugia?? And groudon and rayquaza fucked to make ho oh?? Did rayquaza clap those whale cheeks or did kyogre ram that long dragussy? Who got whose tail between groudon and rayquaza? Who’s the top and who’s the bottom here?? Was rayquaza with groudon but started banging kyogre cause the groundussy was too dry and he wanted smth slick?? Is that why groudon & kyogre hate each other cause they were fighting for that giant dragon dick for so long?? Y’all acting like this brings answers but all i have is questions
This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.
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sorry the what? the what moray
scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail
banana eel: [bites scientist]
scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea: